Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*
You: *is uncool*
by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022
Get the Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station mug.When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
Get the Little Caesar’s Hand Job mug.Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022
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Get the NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAY mug.by markoii April 2, 2022
Get the your existence license, hand it over mug.Hands with cum on the fingers. After cumming or making someone else cum and getting it on your hands, you will have honey hands.
I think honey hands are hot, the way its all dripping.
My hands are so sticky, like honey hands.
Theres cum all over my fingers now, I have honey hands.
My hands are so sticky, like honey hands.
Theres cum all over my fingers now, I have honey hands.
by rileysalc April 6, 2022
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by Bridgez April 7, 2022
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