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Black Bean Fiesta

The act of defecating on a female while simultaneously ejaculating on to her.
When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."
by PensiveGoose July 6, 2010
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black is the new blue

When urban dictionary changed from blue and white to black and white for some reason...
Me: *goes to www.urbandictionary.com*
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue
by World of Wordcraft November 13, 2016
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Jack Black Beer

A premium pre-prohibition style lager beer.
Bartender, I'll have a pint of your finest. Make it a Jack Black Beer.
by beergeek July 7, 2010
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Black Orchid Betta

Black orchid is a very specific type/color of betta, the tail type is crowntail, the color is solid black with very little blue marked scales across the body and sometimes that blue can go into the rays of the tail and other fins.
I went to study Black Orchid Bettas At School.
by Error? May 17, 2019
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Black Chyna syndrome

When you are addicted / make an effort to become pregnant with a rich and famous person so you can social climb yourself
"Don't fuck with that girl man, she's got Black Chyna syndrome. She'll get pregnant then steal all the shit in your house."
by Julianna Astley May 22, 2017
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Black Licorice Ginger

When someone (Conor) has dark hair and gets called a ginger.
"You're a Black Licorice Ginger"

"IM NOT A GINGER!" *squeak*
by MuchFunnySuchLaugh January 23, 2014
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too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.
If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.
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