too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.

If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.

by Barney Fife's racist cousin June 13, 2011

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Black man syndrome

This serious disease is not hilarious. Hundreds of families have suffered and mourned the death of their fellow relatives who have their skin turned black. Dr Pesash Hitt from “Fuckman Science Industry” says that the symptoms of this disease is masturbating 4 days non stop and constantly looking at black objects. The scientific name proved by the government is Negro Iodine Grand Grave Aggreasion, N.I.G.G.A in short.

“Timothy Crackmnoks, I have come to a conclusion that you have black man syndrome.” exclaimed Joe MaMah, the homeless man down the street who scams old gay men.

by the weeb February 27, 2021

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Black Chyna syndrome

When you are addicted / make an effort to become pregnant with a rich and famous person so you can social climb yourself

"Don't fuck with that girl man, she's got Black Chyna syndrome. She'll get pregnant then steal all the shit in your house."

by Julianna Astley May 22, 2017

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Black Licorice Ginger

When someone (Conor) has dark hair and gets called a ginger.

"You're a Black Licorice Ginger"

"IM NOT A GINGER!" *squeak*

by MuchFunnySuchLaugh January 23, 2014

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Darker than Black

Used to describe a story that is so hopeless, grim and edgy that it becomes aggravating. The worst examples of these are stories where the characters are also really bland and you stop caring about what happens because you know everyone's going to have a terrible end anyway.

I stopped reading your novel because it was darker than black and I lost interest in everyone because I know it will end horribly.

by garbagemountain January 15, 2016

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