Cat

Not a dog

Definition of cat: not a dog

by Plottwistbitches August 03, 2018

Cat

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.

The cat wants some shit but I don't know what! Help!

by coffeybeegood March 16, 2019

Cat

Cat or cats often used by drug dealers when they are referring to a junky or some drug addict

Example

Abdi : bro Phil called he said he wanted some food (drugs)

Malik : fuck him he a cat he’ll call for the same gram tomorrow
Don’t waste your time

by Merc-cls September 04, 2021

Cat

A cat is a very cute animal spoiled by humans probably due to how cute it is

1. I want to sleep, but my cat is screaming like I'm starving him
2. Aww, my cat is so cute! Too bad he's such a jerk

by cathaterjklol February 10, 2019

Cat

A penis after thorough erection.

My cat was bobbing wildly.

by kumquatloverilluminati December 08, 2016

Cat

I no the big ass cat bite my ass

The man has a big ass cat

by I’m the ass June 22, 2019

Cat

A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.

My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!

by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024