Going shopping with my nuts

To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.

The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.

by Paul Stompbox December 29, 2018

Crunchy Nut Corn Flake

The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.

wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"

by Mr cleans uncle October 3, 2020

cow nut with a blue sauce

a cow nut with a blue sauce.

where can i find a tortilla hack with a pinhole and a bald spot or how about a cow nut with a blue sauce

by gimpyredneck August 13, 2012

Deez Nuts Lmao Gottem

Whever someone says this glorious phrase. Worship them, as if they are your Deity. They will bless you with lashings of the Belt and whoopings of the Shoes. This mythical moment has only been recorded twice in history.

Yo, Jeremy. Deez Nuts Lmao Gottem.
I f***ing hate you.
*Proceeds to whoop and lash him*w

by MisINF February 24, 2023

my nuts in your ass

The only acceptable sexual practice.

person 1: my nuts in your ass
person 2: let's make it happen!

by YeetSwede March 10, 2023

No nut out of my sack

That you are not sexually attracted to someone

Friend: check out this bird
Other friend: nah they ugly, no nut out of my sack

by Yeahitsureis September 2, 2023

National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

by thewertyboi November 1, 2019