Funny Hands

This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.

That guy, yea, he is Funny Hands

by mahinman August 11, 2019

Lay Your Hands On Me

They say that to be able to free your body
You gotta free your mind
So come on
Check this out
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Come on!
If you're ready, I'm willing and able
Help me lay my cards out on the table
You're mine and I'm yours for the taking
Right now the rules we've made are meant for breaking
What you get ain't always what you see
But satisfaction is guaranteed
They say what you give is always what you need, whoa-whoa
If you want me to lay my hands on you
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
All you got to do is
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Now listen up!
I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher
I've been to school, oh baby, I've been the teacher
If you show me how to get up off the ground
I can show you how to fly and never ever come back down
Everything you want is what I need
Your satisfaction is, um... guaranteed
But the ride don't never ever come for free, no-oh-oh
If you want me to lay my hands on you
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
All you got to do is
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, yeah
Now, now, now baby
Don't you know I only aim to please?
If you want me to lay my hands on you
What you gotta do is

(Lay your hands on me), lay 'em on me
(Lay your hands on me), come on, come on, come on
(Lay your hands on me), everybody's gonna help me now
, I can feel the people sing
(Lay your hands on me), I can feel my heart sing
(Lay your hands on me), if you wanna lay them on, baby, come on now
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, lay your hands on me (If you want me to)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh (All you got to do), whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, lay your hands on me
And remember (Lay your hands on me)
Well, move it on (Lay your hands on me)
Oh, turn around now (Lay your hands on me)
Lay, lay, lay, yeah (Lay your hands on me)
(Lay your hands on me)
Lay your hands on me

by Death Menace July 30, 2023

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

Beige handed

You are a liar

Kyle said he was in arctic monkeys, even though he was not and his friends caught him beige handed.

by Learntgearnt May 20, 2022

left handed

The description of a person that is 'special' in their own way.

Hey, that guy over there is left handed.

by crunchwastaken September 25, 2022

Helping Hands

Wegmans employees that maintain the appearance and safety of the parking lot, vestibule and landscaped areas; gather shopping carts, and lend a “helping hand” by walking customers to their vehicles, and helping them load there groceries into the vehicle. Most of them are young men in their teens and twenties. You can tell them apart from other employees by their distinctive highlighter neon green shirts that say “Helping Hands” on them, and the shorts that they are allowed to wear during late Spring, summer, and early Fall. most other Wegmans employees are never allowed to wear shorts. Helping Hands used to wear traffic cone orange shirts.

They are the mud-rain-frost-and-wind boys of Wegmans, and will go out and do their job in both sweltering heat and sub-zero temperatures. They are often treated as the wiping boy of the store, under appreciated by management, and the job can be quite physically intensive, but can also be much more laidback and low-key than a lot of other jobs at Wegmans, especially on slow days, and you’re free to move around unlike cashiers who have to stand in one spot.

While I was cashing out, the cashier was so very kind and offered helping hands since she saw my hands were full with a baby, and it was still pouring. They took my cart full of bagged groceries in the store while I borrowed one of their umbrellas to get us into the car, almost without getting wet! I drove my car up to the front of the store, and a Helping Hands employee packed up my car for me!

by Bigdickjonez January 1, 2024

get/get handed the beats by dre

just another word for getting beat up, most notably used by nydrillofficial.

dude 1: I caught him in the store and handed him the beats by dre
dude 2: dam that's crazy ig

dude 1: If I see him get/get handed the beats by dre

by jaykayyyyy March 27, 2024