New Canaan Girls Swim Team

hah...we didn't get those shirts custom made...WE MADE THEM OURSELVES..we also didn't all have aprons..but thanks for the idea! Nice job rams...you've succeeded in making complete fools of yourselves again...words cannot describeeee!

rivals...that means 2 teams that are EQUAL...sorry you can't really compare...

by Lady Warriors<3 April 25, 2005

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New York Happy Meal

WHen you take a dirty hooker home to get nasty with. you whip out your 10 inch dick and dont use a condom. make sure she is chained to the bed. Shit in her nostrols and piss in her mouth so she cannot breathe. Wait till she passes out and then you call a plumber.

The plumber unplugs her and then repeats the same action. SHe is still passed out/DEAD when you pick her up and have a 3some with her.

Next take her to New York City and throw her in a dumpster behind a McDonalds.

Now a few months later on the news you hear about a kid who had a dead hooker in his happy meal. YOUR WELCOME!

Yeah a few months ago me and a plumber gave her a New York Happy Meal

by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 9, 2011

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Easter In The Chinese New Year

Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!

"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"

by Stoney McSmokes-Alot April 20, 2008

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Good morning bad news

Left wing socialist propaganda news outlet that is hell bent on destroying anything remotely close to traditional American values while supporting weak crybaby political ideas.

“Hey man did you see what ‘Good Morning Bad news’ just posted?” “No, I just watched ‘Now this’ and I’m brain-dead enough already.

by Ronaldsraygun March 27, 2023

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