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Get the god mug.The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
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Get the Fuck The God Damn Shit mug.A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.
Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”
Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.
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Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.
Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
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