Black cats

Spit* spit* spit* bad luck

*random cat walks by joe: spit spit spit james:whats wrong with you joe: black cats make me loose lottery james: ...

by Jelly arms July 1, 2020

Cat Pizza

something that is intentionally misleading

Person 1: A bully just gave me a gift, it's a bit weird but it seems cool
Person 2: Don't open it dude, it's Cat Pizza.

by dinoroki March 9, 2023

cat sex

This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.

me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"

by eonisdaddy September 1, 2021

cat piss chicken

when you played like dog shit egg yesterday and then whipped the other team’s ass at the next game

Ladies, yesterday you played like dog shit egg. Today you better play like cat piss chicken or else get used to hearing “get on the line” at practice

by 6969anonymous April 3, 2019

A fucking cat

I uhh.. I. Uhhhhhh I uhhhh..... fuck

Look at a fucking cat

by Wawa cat in the backrooms July 24, 2022

Cat

Not a dog

Definition of cat: not a dog

by Plottwistbitches August 3, 2018

cat

dog

cat = dog

by cat 49 December 2, 2022