"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...
by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 05, 2020
When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.
by Donald Milhaus Trump November 08, 2019
by grimygirl October 04, 2017
aright wing Republican patriotic nut, but one still not far right enough for alt-rad right groups such as the KKK
as a Republican leaning Jew, the most towards the radical right I can go politically is to be a right-handed flamethrower; further than that , not only do I personally not want to go there, but I won't be welcomed by the KKK
by Sexydimma November 23, 2016
An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
by Buttwaddington November 23, 2021