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Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.
I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.
by keeper of the real May 26, 2020
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joe mama

Brody Foxx's final joke is joe mama.
by batshitcoffee November 1, 2020
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Joe

1. Do not ask who this man is. If you come in contact with Mr. and Mrs. Mama do avoid all questions that could possibly relate to their child. Not only that, try avoiding Yuri, Hugh, Mike, and Gabe.
Mr Mama: Hmm... have you met my well-mannered son?
Me: No, but I would love to.
Mrs. Mama: Do you know him? His name is Joe.
Me: Who is Joe again?
Mrs. Mama: ...

GAME OVER
by JoeHoe42069 October 31, 2019
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joe

Joe is UR MOM
by kirby69696969696969 December 29, 2021
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A Joe Rogan

I thank you A Joe Rogan times over =
I thank you 100 million times over

I’ve done DMT A Joe Rogan amount of times
by Death over eternity October 13, 2020
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Joe Poe Brayden

The Most coolestt an dhandsoem guy youlwill evenrrtmet. He isk a poerety kind felooww butt, can nsahave some problemds spoekliing worddfs D:
Joe Poe Brayden is really cool!
Joe Poe Brayden is so hot!
by JohnnyBGood_UD March 27, 2023
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The Joe Schmoe Trap

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention
Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.
by D Flawless November 16, 2019
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