Cat Rice

A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"

Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.

by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 30, 2022

Cat

not a dog.

See that cat. It smeels bad.

by NoodleButter January 2, 2017

Cats

Blep

Cats are great bro sans

by Nathan@rogercitymi September 14, 2020

Cat

A feline friend until the very end,willing to stay with you when you’re down,and have the UNNATURAL ability to make EVERYTHING fall from a counter..... Strange!
A small domesticated mammal with soft fur,short snout,and retractable claws. It is widely kept was a pet for catching mice/rats/gerbils/hamsters/geunia pigs/chinchillas.

The cat would always come at about 12:00 in the afternooon for me to feed it. I always felt bad because I couldn’t take it home with me.

by Willow the Hybrid March 11, 2019

Cats

Vintage African-American slang used to refer to fellow black men.

Shaft walked into Mister Big's office and it was filled with a bunch of angry looking cats.

by Muscelly Mens July 2, 2025

Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

Dinoqesian Cat

A Dinoqesian cat; (dinn-oh-kee-jee-an);

is an Icelandic Cat that lives on grassy mountain tops whose purr is so loud and abstract that it mimics the Caw of a Bird. Because of similarities in sound, this cat often lures birds down on the mountain to prey upon for sustenance. Its look is similar to that of a Lion Cub with a soft brown coat of fur.

On my trip to Iceland, I saw a Dinoqesian Cat!

by social_anxierty December 4, 2021