dead meated

when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat

Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

Meat Lover

A person who really loves meat.

Bro, Ethan must be a meat lover with the way he’s gobbling down that sausage

by EBMeatman September 25, 2023

Meat Hook

Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.

Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.

Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.

by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016

Meat-Whistle

Someone who sucks on a meat swizzle stick. Also could be used in term of endearment.

I love you ,but you can be such a meat-whistle sometimes bro.

by Meatwhistle27 June 29, 2021

Meat Pizza

A meat pizza is when a lesbian woman is flat on the ground and another one covers the one on the floor with their period blood and later shits or vomits on top of the blood covered lesbian. They later lick the bloody shit vomit mess and spit it in each other's vigaina then they lick it out and vomit it in each other's mouth repeatedly.

Girl 1:Hey wanna make a meat pizza~~~
Girl 2:Im not hungry
Girl 1:No not that kind the you know~~~
Girl 2:In that case I am hungry~~~
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

by JBJB69420 April 21, 2024

Mississippi Meat Munch

The act of your first cousin giving you a blowjob and right before ejaculation, you uppercut her bottom jaw.

Did y’all here about Jeff, he got a Mississippi meat munch and now he’s in the hospital.

by anonymous October 13, 2023