Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

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by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

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by ElderCunny March 9, 2016

Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.

Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"

by JebusCripes February 23, 2011

Harry Meat

A boy from Connah's Quay that loves skat and crack. He loves slurping up sloppy faeces and creating his own food cycle of shit. Arse to mouth, arse-to-mouth over and over and over. All day every day he continues the sloppy cycle.

I love Harry Meat

by HarryMeatsSuperFan January 12, 2024

Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.

Look at the gopher meat!

by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017

On the Meat

A person who is gay

Or, a person who is working or "grinding" (working hard for a prolonged period of time).

"Maybe we should set Jacob up with Marissa"

"I don't think that will work out, he's on the meat"

by Adelade_808 March 21, 2022

meat-cute

When you drop your q-tip in a stranger's meat sandwich during a meet-cute.

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meat-cute." -22 Jump Street

by Ihatekofte May 30, 2023