Meat Sack

The newly rising slang for condoms in Springfield Ohio. They're sacks that you put your meat in. Get it?

Javier uses extra-small meat sacks when we do the nasty.

Brett uses lubricated meat sacks to make anal with Garrett more pleasurable.

by Your Friend Phil August 15, 2014

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

meat fucker

Fuck an animal then kill and eat it

I'm a meat fucker

by Hobojoseph May 21, 2018

Meat Wrinkles

An ass so fat that the skin itself can’t hold all of it forming juicy ass wrinkles on the surface

Damn Heaven ass so fat , the meat wrinkles showing through the jeans

by Lankfvrd November 22, 2023

meat gazer

A secretly gay or "curious" male who fixes his eyes upon other men's junk; a gay man

Hey dude... why does it seem like you're always checkin' out other dudes junk? You were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!

by Theghost43 February 10, 2015

Meat Killer

A person who engages so much in self pleasure activities that they cut the hen that gave them eggs. In other words, working out the machinery so much that it is left incapable of functioning.

Tushar is a feared meat killer in the schlong community.

by william sexpeare February 28, 2025

twali meat

The lower portion of a woman, also known as the vagina. See twat or pussy. A derogatory term, so don't use it little kids!

Connor, are you going to eat that twali meat?

by LJ From CA to CA May 28, 2006