Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

Meat shoot

Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.

The local BBC club loves having meat shoots on Thursday nights.

by KDigler February 3, 2018

meat tongs

When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.

Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.

by Rev BigE March 19, 2017

butt meat

meat from your butt

“Damn It smell like butt meat in here”

by yuhhhhhh:P December 11, 2019

teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!

by TeethMeat February 10, 2014

Meat Head

A meat head is a brawny man that is opinionated and hot tempered; meat heads aren't trained, they're born. Chances are you're personally acquainted with, or have been acquainted with a meat head at some point in your life. It doesn't take much to set them off. One little disagreement is all it will take; just tell them you don't like beer or head cheese. Meat heads are generally know- it-alls and hard core laborers with a low I.Q. and sometimes achieve positions of authority through lip service.

Man,is that guy a meat head or what?!!! What a meat head for crying out loud Meat head wants it done this way

by Penny Bender May 31, 2017

Meat Gyro

Meat Gyro gyroscope is human helicopter pilot.

The AME repaired the helicopter and handed it over to the meat gyro.

by CZBB Nert June 3, 2020