Meat pie

A pussy.

Example: don't put your tongue inside that meat pie... It's nasty

by Philibro October 4, 2017

Meat thug

In the great era of the corona virus the act of “ meat thugging”- scraping thou cock against the rough bark of a tree to polish art cocks tip

K-“Leo what are you doing up against that tree”

L-“Im meat thugging against this tree to polish the tip”

by Kess Piffington May 19, 2020

meat ski

A cock that women absolutely love!

that bitch rode the meat ski!

by amac! October 20, 2010

Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

meat streak

The residue left by the male reproductive organ, typically left on something or someone.

He left a meat streak in the jar of Vaseline last night.

by a very fat raccoon June 19, 2019

Meat

Fish, Beef, Pork, Chicken, Dick

I'm a vegetarian but I still eat meat, aka dick.

by AJJJHHH May 18, 2015

Thinking Meat

The correct term for the brain.

My brain? You mean my thinking meat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2022