fuk me up

when something is so outstanding e.g food that you wish for it to fuck you up

mcdonalds quarter pounder fuk me up

by smcf March 24, 2017

Build me a hut

1. In Buddhism building a hut for someone is as bad as asking for sexual favours.

'Gurlllll build me a hut tonight ;)'

by Eloiseycheesy September 12, 2017

Do me a swirl

Doing a favor for someone

"Hey, could you do me a swirl and clean up after yourself if you are going to trim your pubic hair over the sink?"

by IdeaThief October 27, 2017

kiss him not me

A manga that recently became an anime. A definition of it? This is so perfect and will never happen to your lives, fujoshis.

I read "Kiss him not me" last month and now I'm crying in a pile of yaoi merchandise.

by Thatbakayoulove May 22, 2017

shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess

The most used phrase in the low budget Zelda cartoon of the 80's.

Zelda (falls on water and it's not saved by Link): Great job hero!
Link: Excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

by G.Loki June 12, 2017

The forget-me-stick

The forget-me-stick is a bigass baseball bat that upon contact with a skull, causes memory loss, hence the name "forget-me-stick".

John- "bro I think these guys wanna fight us"
Bob- "just use the forget-me-stick"

by Figgyniggy July 4, 2017