Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock

by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

Rock man

A person who is very gay and most of the time has foreskin

Person 1:look at that gay he is super gay and I bet he has foreskin
Person 2: what a rock man

by Delta was here November 20, 2021

Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)

That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.

by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022

wet a rock

to pee outside

excuse me while i go wet a rock

by kalibrator January 9, 2018

Midnight Rock

(Not to be confused with the song "Midnight Rocks" by Al Stewart) Midnight Rock is a music genre that consists of very calm rock music that you would play between midnight and three in the morning while driving on a dimly illuminated and empty highway.

Person 1: "Man, I sure do love listening to Who's Crying Now by Journey while cruisin' down the highway in the middle of the night."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."

by MincinMan January 31, 2025

Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.

hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock

by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024

rock

Tiny perishable stones that make up Korg the perishable rock

Hi my name’s Korg I’m kind of like the leader in here. I’m made of rocks as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you, you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke there for you!

by korg.the.perishable.rock October 17, 2021