poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

Poop Naner

a chocolate muffin that spilled on a banana

me:woahhh i wish i could get a poop naner
fightclub: yeahh me too

by anonymous December 3, 2021

poop nose

worst insult known to man

peter issa poop nose

by yourr pseudonymm November 6, 2021

Poop Tart

Whilst one person is taking a shit, they spread their legs while another person sits on them and takes a shit into the same bowl.

John and joe shared a poop tart

by nvaorhn May 3, 2023

poop

brown stuff that comes out of the hole in your ass

he just licked the poop

by i like to eat poop May 13, 2022

hoodini poop

When you poop and it look completely soild but when you flush it turns in to a poop cloud and disappears

Man I have been taking so much laxitives the my poop is like a hoodini poop

by It-happens January 30, 2015

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

by Xanszu October 15, 2025