Brown John Henry

A brown John Henry is when you get shit on your hand and you smear it on the wall of a public restroom.

When I wiped my ass I got shit on my hand, so I left a brown John Henry.

by Black008 September 3, 2013

Brown Door Knob

A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.

Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"

Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"

Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."

Person B: "Oh...I see.."

by Renegade0894 March 30, 2016

brown ring king

One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.

Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.

Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)

by Chesai August 22, 2006

Brown Bag Lunch

When you shit your underpants to the point where they are ooey and gooey just like the Caramel Guy from Candy Land and you slide them over a girls face.

Will Ferrel was so determined to be a movie whore all his life that he gave himself a brown bag lunch just to get the part of the drummer in the Red Hot Chili Peppers movie.

by BrianandAlexButtBuddies June 19, 2009

eating brown paint

having nasty or brown/yellow teeth.

dude, his teeth are so nasty, it looks like he has been eating brown paint.

by Tyler Leach September 9, 2006

Chris Brown Style

A new catch phrase being used after the incident that occured between christopher Brown and Rihanna.

Rihanna slapped chris brown causing him to beat her unconsious.

Everytime a female hits a male this phrase has been brought up.

Sally kicks tom in the mid area

Tom then say "alright you betta start running before i Chris Brown yo ass!"

John and Liz enters a argument then liz puts her finger in john face
John then says "Get your damn fingers out my face before i run a chris brown on yo ass!"

racheal accuses dain of cheating so he says
"keep accusing me, and ill wall to wall yo ass chris brown style!"

by Jkae mcglasses March 31, 2009

Itchy Brown Onion

Best southern fried anus in all of Texas.

Have you tried the hot and tasty itchy brown onion?

by truk213 April 30, 2008