Trevor

The whitest back person ever

Trevor phrases: “meh”
“I’m feeling... for meditation”
“Tyla broke my Xbox”

by Rei gang December 20, 2020

Trevor

A unit of measurement to determine the force used while humping. Also, through recent discovery’s, Trevors may possess a “suction wiener”.

Girl, Trevor has a “suction wiener”!! I’ve only heard about those, I’ve never actually seen one!!

by Tjateff07 December 5, 2019

trevor

the silliest of all silly goose

Bryce: wtf is Trevor doing over there?
Randal: allow it brother. he's just a silly goose

by Father Randal September 4, 2023

madi & trevor

if you’re in a relationship with a trevor and your name happens to be madi, then madi 100% loves trevor more than he loves her

madi & trevor :
trevor: i love you more

madi: no i do
trevor: google it
madi : google said if you’re in a relationship with a trevor and your name happens to be madi, then madi 100% loves trevor more than he loves her

by milf in the making November 2, 2021

Trevor Time

A colleague who is a master delegator, takes golf lessons during work hours and is always “working from home.” Synonymous with “Chad”

I wish I was on Trevor Time 24/7.

by Stevie spreadsheets May 25, 2022

Trevor

A psychotic, violent, and unpredictable criminal. Known to make and distribute meth, rob banks and stores, murder people for little to no reason, and for running a gun running program. Former CEO of Trevor Phillips Industries. Highly dangerous.

Johnny: F***ing my girl, man. It's wrong.

Trevor: Well, I got to f*** someone. You want me to f*** you instead? Is that the problem here? Take off your pants, cowboy, alright? Lets, let's f***.

Johnny: You think this is funny?

Trevor: Get them off!

Ron: I told him to leave it, Trevor. I told him. Leave it. Leave it.

Wade: He did. He did.

Trevor: Shut up, Ron. I'm about to f*** me a meth head, ain't I, cowboy? Get my boy sucked from his toothless gums.

Johnny: F*** you, Trevor.

Trevor: Oh.

(Trevor hugs Johnny as he cries)
Trevor: Alright, cowboy. Hey, I know. Hey, c'mon. Shh... hey...

Johnny: I don't mean nothing by it, man. I just. I just...

Trevor: I know.

Johnny: I messed up.

Trevor: I know, cowboy. It's okay, man. Gimme me a hug, yeah... shh...

(Trevor grabs Johnny by the neck and throws him to the floor, breaks a bottle over and begins stomping on Johnny's head. Trevor continues to do so while angrily shouting at Johnny)

by Michael Deznutsa March 29, 2022

Trevor

Trevor is very special. You'll never find someone like him again. If you have a Trevor, value him and his goofiness. Value his loyalty and his love for you. Value his relationship with God and with his family. Once you've lost a Trevor, you'll never feel the same again. Trevor is very hard to fall out of love with, so be wise.

"Who was your first love?"
"It was a Trevor."

by Itsstillyou December 14, 2023