Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

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San Francisco rodeo spit shine

When a man holds his legs in the air to expose his quivering rabbit nostril, and spits on it as lube

Devon - Hey richard do you want a san Francisco rodeo spit shine?

Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho

by Chkeni February 4, 2025

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Shining like a gem

Acronym for the word slag, used to talk bad about someone in front of them without them knowing

“WOW YOU’RE SHINING LIKE A GEM!”

by Dr. Egg man April 30, 2021

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Shining

Shining, the act of shaving a friends head and licking it until its reflective.

John why don't you get those clippers and start shining

by Assyran December 25, 2019

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Shine

A really nice guy who's gonna never give up for you but might argue with you if you do not listen to him.

Wooooo! Shine is just amazing!

by Blingsting April 12, 2021

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(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.

Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.

by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 7, 2022

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