Ryan

Ryan is a handsome guy who will steal your heart. He then will wife you up and play video games all day everyday while you are taking care of their daughter and working two jobs. Yup he’s a keeper!

You are such a Ryan!

by Wolrah Naed June 2, 2018

Ryan

Stupid, ugly, nazi lookin, pervert weirdo, who if u know him u will want to block and unfriend him on every spource of communication and if u do he will cry. So he can’t talk to u, and is also most likely gay but hates gay people. Also has the micro penis disease

Man 1: oh great it’s ryan, I blocked him and he cried.
Man 2: oh no he’s coming over
Man 3: and he is gay
Ryan: hey guys
Girl: go away to gay perv
(Ryan runs away crying

by Barockrocks December 1, 2018

Ryan

Likes to fuck ducks

Look at that ryan

by Batch of cakes November 20, 2019

Ryan

Most likely the gayest person you will ever meet. Likes to stick his dick in his own ass and braid his pubes.

Hey, I heard that Ryan guy was shoving his dick in his ass the other day!

by ejdhfnej May 25, 2018

Ryan

Ryan, He usually keeps to himself but little does he know it he’s attractively handsome. Although it doesn’t seem like it that often, He cares about you, he cares about you a lot. He’s also very funny, He can make you smile no matter what meme he sends you in your dms. He’s also a HUGe Gamer boy, but you find that attractive, He has interests. It’s cute. He gets mistreated often when he doesn’t deserve it, he’s a great guy. Someone fun to Talk to. He’s also not the kindest person but he’s the truest, If you ever get into a relationship with him there’s always a couple flaws but that doesn’t stop you from having an amazing relationship with him. There’s just something about him that you’ll cherish forever, He’s not like other guys, although sometimes he fails to make you happy just know that he’s always trying.

Person1: bRo rYaN iS fUcKing hiLarIoUs lmFaO
Person2: yep.

by kao kun February 2, 2019

Ryan

Ryan, a guy who loves a baby mama, his addiction is tittys and needs the milk in his coffee every morning.
A single Ryan is always on the lookout for young mums in cars with a baby seat in the back.

Ryan needs to see the baby seat strapped in the back

by Ispeakthetuth12345 February 2, 2022

Ryan

Ryans are tall blonde men with really weird and fluffy hair. Once you look past their acne ridden face you can see their beautiful, fuckable blue eyes. Nothing else about Ryans are in any way appealing, except for their ability to be really good at basketball even though they do not play on any organized teams. They are generally smart, but in times of crisis become absolute retards.

Dang man why is Ryan not on the school basketball team.

Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.

by ZZZZUUUCCCCKKKK October 23, 2018