Weekend

Basically a time of week where you go out have sex and wake up the next morning pissed

Coming out this weekend

by Weekend April 9, 2016

weekend mohawk

Similar to a female landing strip. The thick line of Mohawk will start at your butt-hole, and end at the belly button. Be sure to have completely manicured (waxed, groomed, threaded, etc.)

I.e: “Hey Jim, pull down those knickers and show us your weekend mohawk.”

by Honeyandham June 26, 2018

Asian Weekend

A weekend of doing nothing fun but dreary homework/work/chores.

Rob: Hey Bob how was your weekend? I went to the zoo.

Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!

by redgulp5 September 15, 2018

Weekend Alcoholist

A person who lives a normal life on weekdays, but at the weekend gets so drunk that he/she forgets what happend to him (this whole act happens at home, lonely andwhile playing online games). The preferred beverage is usually beer.

Person 1: Oi where tf is Mike
Person 2: He is a Weekend alcoholist, so probably drinking at home

by Fannyeater34 October 6, 2018

French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Raw Dog Weekend

Sucio, Sucia, and celebration of beating the odds.

Party for Raw Dog Weekend l!

by M dat dude July 10, 2019

Weekend Mangoes

The illegal seizure or cash and other goods that can be confiscated during a pat down by the police

Cop 1: hey dude are you down for some weekend mangoes
Cop 2: yea man I could use some extra cash because my paycheck is not cutting it.
Cop 1: alright let's go pull some innocent people over and take their money.
Cop 2: yessssssssss.

by _NO_NAME_NEEDED_ March 26, 2019