Jordan

The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.

Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.

by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011

jordan

A really annoying, ugly, stupid, bitchy person who everyone hates

Damn, I hate that girl. Shes such a Jordan

by ieaph April 22, 2011

Jordan

A ginger with a mouth that's bigger than his brain and likes to annoy people.A Jordan is also a person that never shuts up and teases relentlessly. He acts all cool but he can be a good friend. Jordan's do not now the meaning of the word quiet.

Person 1: Who's that Ginger over there?
Person 2: They're shouting it must be Jordan.

by AmarilloSkies January 25, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is the most enthusiastic person you will ever meet. He's oh so very sweet, and all Jordan's usually love animals and sports. If you ever find yourself falling in love with a Jordan, you will literally be pulled into an abyss of completely love and nourishment. They'll try their best to never let you go, and they'll be shy a bit once both of you confess your love. During the friend zone stage, he drops so many obvious hints, but he's too shy to tell you he likes you. He is the type of person who's smile can knock out girls, voice can woo anyone, and talent can get a girl to melt. Jordan's are very attractive, and are one of the most trustworthy friends. They're smart, talented, and normally have the best hairy styles.

Girl: Who's the cutest guy in English class?
Girl 2: Jordan, definitely. By a mile!

by lovemeepmorp285 March 19, 2018

Jordan

Dumb piece of shit whom in which has pretty much no friends and is the but of jokes

Look at jordan, he's such a lose because we think he is

by Jordan "hated by all" Hunter June 26, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest and funniest guy you ever meet. He is very charming with his words. If you ever meet a guy named Jordan, don't skip the chance to meet him in person or hook up with him, for as you would be the most luckiest girl to have him. Also, slide in his DMs because it is good luck if you do so. Jordan is also a weeb.

"Are you Mithzykun?" -2
"Yes, Are u Jordan?"-1
"No!!! Just kidding" -2 XD

by Ghost Weeboo August 2, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is a charming athletic guy. That will end your life in football faster than your relationship. Jordan is smart, charming, and the best friend you could ask for. He is a savage that get girls on the daily. Although he has girls loving him he goes after the one he loves the most . So you can’t get excited over him.

Yo you see Jordan ? Yea he has the cutest girl after him.

by 2 times March 17, 2018