forked out

to eject someone unceremoniously from an interesting Skype or IM conversation.

I was just forked out of the skype. I don't understand why. Was I being annoying? Were you guys about to talk smack about me?

by onehornedpony November 22, 2010

Fork in my side

An inconvenience, a trifle, (See also, 'Pain in the butt' and 'pebble in my shoe')

"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"

"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"

by jamescameronthebravestpioneer May 15, 2015

Poopy Fork

When you stick three fingers up a girls butt and your fingers get very poopy

That girl just gave me the poopy fork

by Mcfoebapcap October 23, 2019

stabbing my burrito with a fork

continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.

i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.

by y e s dream daddy August 27, 2017

nuclear fork

A person who burps a lot when sleeping from eating to much food off of a fork

Bill went to a diner and came back with a nuclear fork

by Kaitlyn Bishop November 06, 2017

Orgasm Fork

A fork like head massager with multiple metallic flexible spokes. When used on the head, especially behind the ear, it inevitably starts to feel almost like an orgasm. Works best when someone else uses this to messages on another one’s head.

Hey Jonah, can you pass me the orgasm fork from the table, I need a good orgasmic head massage. Also, Jonah, would you please be kind enough to help me out with this? It has more effect when someone else does it.

by Pseudoneutron April 15, 2024

Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams

“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”

by d0gl0g November 24, 2019