Richard Fold

A man with a folding penis. A dick-folder.

Richard Fold was about to get it in, but then his dick just folded.

by atrose June 13, 2011

Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.

Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.

by Jizten April 23, 2009

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

RICHARD WELD

a weld that has too much penetration, undercut, distortion, scatch start mess, and overall birdshit everywhere.

if the weld meets all of these parameters it is considered a "richard weld"

i cant believe greg has been welding for 20 years and still has "richard welds"

whos 'richard weld' is that?

'how are we going to fix that richard weld'

by welda October 8, 2019

spotted Richard

Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.

The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.

by Cranberry Bob November 6, 2021

red richard

The act in which someone, after sex with a chick on her period, "accidentally" trips and shmears his bloody genitals on said chick.

Yo Tom. Last night I pulled a red Richard on Margaret. She was pissed.

Or

Stacey, whats that red stain on your arm?

Oh, Mark red richard' me this morning. I just havent showered yet.

by Nicknac2017 April 23, 2018

Richard Richardson

Penis

His Richard Richardson was nice

by Dollo ballo April 17, 2023