Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.

Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,

by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024

Inbox Rotting

When one friends someone and instead of hitting accept or ignore, they press 'pending' and thus you are stuck in facebook limbo. The person can see updates of you on their news feed & vice versa, on profile picture updates, likes, friends, and posts to current friends. This can also be utilized by people who are bitches and instead of accepting a re-friend after a falling out, they leave the whole situation up in the air- in a creepy way where they can keep tabs on you.
You literally have your friend request left rotting in their inbox.

GUY: So she deleted every one she used to be friends with after that fight we all had- but I sent her a friend request after it all blew over... My mistake
FRIEND: what did she do?
GUY: Dumb bitch left me Inbox Rotting for like weeks!
FRIEND: Creepy, she was probably tracking you all that time!

by Typical... facebook May 20, 2011

Rotting

Another word for being tragically hungover, because the fumes of the alcohol are seeping out of your pores as you feel the wrath of the scaries.

Kelly: how are you feeling after last night? I’m so ill

Melissa: dude I’m rotting, I’m never drinking again

by richellealexis July 29, 2022

Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates

Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly

by Thlegend October 13, 2020

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

Bed rotting

Bed rotting is usually a sign of depression or loss of energy. Given the circumstances it means you’ve been in bed for most of the day or days on end. Instead of being a good thing, this makes you feel empty and removes energy to do things; even stuff you love.

Have you done anything today?
No, I’ve been bed rotting all day.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024