Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.

Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”

by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022

premature clapulation

When you go to a concert and think a song is finished. You start to clap and realize the song is not done, just a momentary break. This is a premature clapulation.

At the Neil Young concert, there was a momentary silence in the middle of a song. Everyone started to clap and then the song continued. This was a premature clapulation.

by marcig19 September 5, 2012

premature explanation

When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.

I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation

by orangefiend May 25, 2020

Premature ejerkulation

A thing in which a person may become a douchebag before his/her time.

Man that guy has an obvious case of premature ejerkulation.

by Espalado Motonegrodamis March 8, 2012

premature triumphalism

thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...

Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!

Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!

by elzi August 22, 2010

prematurely skydivulated

Prematurely skydivulate - ing is when you bust a fortnut while receiving the spaghetti succ while waiting to jump from the battle buss, then you jump early and all your cum hits the other players and they crash and die causing u to win the game.

" oi i got my first win the other day, i prematurely skydivulated "

by jackson cockload August 22, 2018