Premature Drip

When one dresses in their finest fashion too far ahead of the season it’s intended for

“Bro wearing a hoodie and sweat pants in the middle of July. He drippin but its premature drip, can’t be rocking fall fashion in the summer like that.”

by NyQuil Chriz October 15, 2021

Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.

I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.

by King mammal May 5, 2025

premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.

Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.

by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011

Premature Ejokeulation

When a film uses its best jokes in the trailer, so there's nothing funny left to watch in the film.

Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.

by JanuaryOrchard September 14, 2016

Premature e-Santa-ation

The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly

Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation

by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012

premature triumphalism

thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...

Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!

Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!

by elzi August 22, 2010