by girl YES! March 26, 2023
Get the Crop or Flopmug. He told me he cheated on me with another girl yesterday.
I told him, I got back with my ex-boyfriend 2 weeks ago.
ooo Figgly flop!!
I told him, I got back with my ex-boyfriend 2 weeks ago.
ooo Figgly flop!!
by winniezdog April 14, 2011
Get the figgly flopmug. by Flop woppiling April 20, 2018
Get the Flop Wopplemug. The Friday Flop is like the finale of a bad reality TV show. You've made it through the week, but now you're drained and your brain is checked out. It's as if your neurons have started planning their weekend activities, and you're left with little motivation to do any work. So, you end up flopping around like a fish out of water, hoping for the sweet release of the weekend.
Example 1.
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
Example 2.
Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
Example 2.
Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
by PBURGERS2013 April 21, 2023
Get the Friday Flopmug. last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.
simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
Get the cum flopmug. Flip flops are by far the most annoying shoes on he planet. When you walk up or down the stairs they sound like a bullet being shot. Also if they break there's no way to put them back together.
by THE O SO GREAT NERD February 21, 2019
Get the flip flopsmug. The weapon your mom bares and its the thing you should fear once you "accidently" told your mom that you declared war by breathing air.
Guy 1: Oh shit my mom is coming i better hide. She is 100% gonna have the flip flop ready in hand.
Guy 2: RIP dude.
Guy 2: RIP dude.
by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 24, 2021
Get the flip flopmug.