la monk your mom

This is the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy you and your whole family tree if used incorrectly and since no one knows of it it can almost guarantee your victory in any argument
by kaboom? November 02, 2020
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Go Back I Wanna be Monke

Go Back I wanna be monke is a meme where a person is tired of being human and all the stress that comes with it.
Go Back I Wanna be Monke!
by V01DL33S November 07, 2020
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Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert

A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.
Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!
by aardvark adventurecon May 05, 2011
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es la hora funny monke

the newest and best hit show on Notflix. 4 Seasons, 12 episodes. Comedy, monkey, and is taken place from 500BC to 4026.
your left nut: did you hear about the new show called "es la hora funny monke" on Notflix?
Gay George Floyd: yea man, i was the starring actor.
your left nut: same
your right nut: same
MeAngy: same
John Wick: same
FCBarcelona: nope
by your left nut March 22, 2021
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Monk Lips

A term to describe somebody with big lips and a hidden gay like qualities. Preferably people named Robert,Rob,Bobby,Bob, Robin or Roberto
Look at that bitch with monk lips thinking he’s straight.
by Dr Huy Ash March 27, 2023
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what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey
What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.
by marcopolio January 27, 2005
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