Ore Miner

A weird crosseyed mongoloid guy who shaves very badly and has weird looking teeth

Yo, don't get your ore miner looking friend to go with us.

by RZnmbr1 August 28, 2025

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022

The Dirty Gold Miner

When you find a dirty homeless girl and take her home to clean her up. After she is throughly washed up you begin to get intimate once you have reached climax you yell Eureka!!

Hey see that homeless girl over there she’d be perfect for The Dirty Gold Miner.

by The-Hash-Slinging-Slasher October 22, 2025