baby mama

The mother of an illegitimate child, often used by the father to degrade the woman.

Common: "I walked to the crib, got two kids and my baby mama late."

Kanye: "UH oh, UH oh!"

by hefdaddy August 19, 2011

on my mama

honest to god, I swear on my mother!

Look joe, on my mama five o rolled up and we broke camp like a mother fucker!!

by tim t. November 18, 2004

yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

by spanky July 10, 2003

Mama Deuce

Mother, Mom, or Mommy

Mama Deuce will be mad if I break curfew.

by Thomas Wight July 20, 2008

joe mama joe mama

To be annoying to someone else, or to get someone else mad. Also used as the ultimate ponage word (even more affective then pwnzorafied1337h4xatroned).

The word, joe mama(x5), mainly conveys that you are not listening to someone else's negative, or worthless, comments.

Random man 1: Dude, sup homie corndog?
Random man 2: uhh.... nuttin' much, actually!
Random man 1: You know what? i had the most boring day in my life! I got pwoned by someone saying that im a pwoink! i--(keeps yammering, or talking trash....)
Random man 2 (in his head): *Joe mama joe mama joe mama joe mama joe mama joe mama..*

by Cauterize June 3, 2007

mama spaz

the bestest best mama in the whole world! her motherhood started b4 she was born, and she cant stop having those kiddies!!

Mama Spaz is my intimate mother who i luv to death!!!!

by gellyfish April 20, 2005

Mama Trauma

1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.

2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson

3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.

She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.

I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.

by BA Epstein November 11, 2008