handle-bar mustache

some one who had a mustache that exceeds their chin and just really sucks bad

someone gay

by bob December 5, 2003

Burning off my mustache

1) Performing oral sex onto a female.
2) Eating our a woman and having your mustache burnt off by the acidic properties of pussy juice.

1: I'm burning off my mustache tonight!
2: Dope!

by Radzid July 4, 2014

Gayer than jizz on a mustache

really really extremely gay

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

by vooks November 4, 2008

River Raisin rainbow mustache

When 2 guys put skittles in each others asshole, then proceed to eat them out

Terry and John both had river raisin rainbow mustaches from all the skittles in each others assholes

by Natsfan29 December 20, 2020

take a bath with your mustache

If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.

If you are a boy it means sex.

Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.

Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?

by just a girl with a mustache August 12, 2017

wore his/her mustache

The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus so that their pubic hair appears to be attached to the performing partners face like a mustache.

Did you hear that he wore his/her mustache in the back of his mother's car the other day?

by pmcopo April 19, 2011

the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck

a crappy t mobil commercial

"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores

by wopo January 24, 2009