spud water

The the sex liquid produced from masterbating before full puberty is reached. The resulting liquid isn't thick and creamy like normal spunk but thin and pale like the water you peeled your potatoes in. Pronounced: Spud Watta.

Bloke 1: "Do you remember when you first started wanking?'
Bloke 2: "Yeah, all that came out at the end was some milky piss!"
Bloke 1: "You know that's called Spud Watta don't you?!"
Bloke 2: "HA HA, No, never heard of that before, that's well fucking funny! HA HA!"
Bloke 1: "I know, HA HA!"

"Paul was trying out wanking for the first time but all he could produce was spud water"

by Industrial Grit November 07, 2013

water pipe

fucking bong

Yo, bro pass the water pipe!

by brovaquack March 11, 2011

doggy water

see "Pre-cum." Clear liquid that comes out of a man's penis before he ejaculates.

Hey baby, lick the doggy water off the tip of my dick.

by Jason Spencer April 17, 2003

water terrorist

A person who takes extremely long showers, usually in excess of 3 hours, and almost always uses up all the hot water.

Also see shower terrorist

Man, Bagha's such a water terrorist, he's been in there for 4 hours. All the hot water's probably gone.

by L-Boogie January 16, 2005

patek water

Some ice from watch producer Patek Phillipe SA

What kind of water is that?
It’s patek water

by canadianheadass October 24, 2017

Water Sprinkler

A dancer (usually a follow than lead) drenched in sweat, with great centripetal force while spinning on the dance floor who sprays innocent bystanders with in a radius of 10ft (~3m) radius with cold sweat droplets. Much to the disgust of the victims who quickly realize its not the leaky air conditioning at the club.

She sprayed everyone near her like a water sprinkler, with her cold sweat at the salsa club. As she was being spun fast and furiously on the dance floor

by d48109 February 21, 2010

watering the plants

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

by jajamoneralover August 02, 2008