A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the All I want for Christmas is youmug. by Digimonchallenges May 27, 2022
Get the I Want To Move To Sloughmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>She Wants To Know How It Is Not Mine, I Want TO Know How It Is Not eyes, I Smack Her Back Towards The Drumline, She Wants One More Love For The Logline<.7.9.7.6.>mug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025
Get the I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....mug. something someone who is thinking or is on the verge of suicide. it is never good to hear these words. if you hear someone say this, please reach out to them and continue to until you’re positive that this feeling has passed. i’m not the most mentally stable person ever, i think about this word(sentence) a lot.. but it’s never good to hear this and then blow it off like they were joking. get serious for a moment even if they are joking. sometimes the truth lies behind the joke.
me: i want to die
him: i dont like hearing those words
me: i’m sorry
him: i just don’t know how to respond
him: i dont like hearing those words
me: i’m sorry
him: i just don’t know how to respond
by takecarelostsouls January 6, 2023
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Get the I Want To Get You arrestedmug.