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Dreamsexual

The hemorrhoid on the ass end of the LGBTQI+ community
Symptoms of Dreamsexuality include
- Spending 23h/day on Twitter
- An impulse to cancel people and drive that person to suicide
- An unwanted love of Dream
Person 1: I decided to finally come out as Dreamsexual
Person 2: Ok, can I call someone quick
Person 1: Better not call a nasty Dreamphobe
Person 2: "Hello National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, Yeah it's me again so i'll need your employee of the month"
Person 1: wHaT ARe u DOIng I fuCKIng H8 yyU
Person 2: then good
Dreamsexual by painfullllll November 22, 2023
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Dreamsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction during dreams
Person 1: "I'm dreamsexual, the actual one"

Person 2: "Cool, so no attraction when you're awake?"

Person 1: "Yup"
Dreamsexual by IWantToTravel December 4, 2023

Dreamsexual

The valid version: An asexuality where you only feel sexual attraction in your dreams.

The unvalid version: Sexual attraction towards the Minecraft Youtube Dream. Anyone who identifies as this is braindead.
Guy 1 - I identify as dreamsexual
Guy 2 - The minecraft youtuber?
Guy 1 - No
Guy 2 - Cool bro you're valid

Guy 1 - I identify as Dreamsexual
Guy 2 - The Minecraft Youtuber?
Guy 1 - Yeah
Guy 2 - Never talk to me again you social reject
Dreamsexual by ssplashingttwo March 30, 2024

Dreamsexual

Has 2 Meanings depending on the context:

1. Real: A brand of Asexuality, that only experiences sexual and romantic attraction on their subconsciousness. Also called Yumesexual to prevent confusion, with the other Dreamsexual, which will be talking below
2. Fake: A Psuedo-Sexuality created by radical Dream Stans, that are desperate to join the LGBTQ+ Community, despite not having knowledge on them. This sexuality only exists, to stalk the Minecraft SMP YouTubers "Dream" and "GeorgeNotFound" and would have their privacy compromised
Example 1 (Real):
Person 1: I only get bitches when I'm sleeping, what am I called?
Person 2: A Dreamsexual, or Yumesexual

Example 2 (Fake):
Person 1, Definitely an Insane Degenerate: I identify as Dreamsexual, meaning only being attracted to Dream
Person 2, TREE3 IQ: The day when this idiot gets rammed over by a car speeding in 240 km/h is the happiest day of my life
Dreamsexual by MarioFan171 July 17, 2024

Dreamsexual

Not to be confused with dreamsmpsexual

This label is actually valid unlike dreamsmpsexual-

Other words for this are yumesexual, sognaresexual, somnisexual…

Hear me out. Dreamsexual has NOTHING to do with the dream SMP. Dreamsexual means you only feel attraction only in dreams. This is an asexual identity. Just some idiot changed the flag to green and black and stated it was the same thing as dreamsmpsexual.
Guy 1: I’m dreamsexual!
Guy 2: So you’re attracted to the dream smp? What an idiot.
Guy 1: What? No! It means I only have attraction during dreams.

Dreamsexual

Invalid.

That’s all I have to say, all the other definitions are too complicated.
Knuckles from Sonic Boom; Im Dreamsexual!
Knuckles; you invalid moron
Primary subject gay man; sorry why are there 2 knuckles
Dreamsexual by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Dreamsexual

A freak who for some reason is attracted to a bunch of blocks
Dreamsexual: “Man I love Dream so much”
Normal Person: “You should fucking kill yourself.”
Dreamsexual by idunnomyownname November 6, 2025