by Atvgirl05 November 6, 2017

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.
by grandalbo November 2, 2010

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013

A phrase used as rhyming slang for anus. Often shortened to simply Crystal Palace.
Crystal Palace Transmitter = Shitter
Mostly in London, particularly south of the river.
Crystal Palace Transmitter = Shitter
Mostly in London, particularly south of the river.
Do you take it up the Crystal Palace Transmitter?
Well I’m on the blob so I’ve got no choice right now.
Well I’m on the blob so I’ve got no choice right now.
by FrankieHW April 13, 2020

by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021

When ya home bois fingers litterally wreaks the smell of ass, and ya dumb enough to think they smell like crystal Pepsi, so ass boy says he dips his motha fuckin fingers in crystal pepsi.
CRYSTAL PEPSI FINGERSSSSS
by ilikeducks April 14, 2020

Psycho slut stripper who accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape and tried to ruin their lives. She was later found to have 5 different men's semen on and in her, but no lacrosse players.
Be careful with scandalous strippers. You don't want one of them going all Crystal Gail Mangum on your ass!
by JusticeForAll July 13, 2007
