Sponkey Coon

An African American person who shits them selfs and ejaculates at the same time.

“Woah bro look at that Sponkey Coon!”

by Man Handel August 9, 2021

Coon Fisher

Your friend, but he happens to be a major fuck face. You are sometimes embarrassed to be associated with him, but you love the guy regardless of his fuck facery.

Holy fuck boys, I was out with Shane the other night and he was such a god damn Coon Fisher that I had to make an excuse to go home. Fuckin love the guy though.

by cap'nsparks January 7, 2018

coon lord

The almighty lord of the coons

All hail the mighty coon lord

by Manwingo November 27, 2017

douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017

Snow-Coon

A Jew or Caucasian who promotes racism against Jews or Caucasians.

Joe Biden is a snow-coon.

by Thystle April 26, 2021

Coon cuddler

A female not of the African race, who enjoys being intimate with people whom are from Africa or descendent and have black skin.

Best friend: She was a good girl before she met Tyrone, she seems so dirty now that she became a coon cuddler.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018

Coon-tail

The tail of a raccoon. Think Davy Rocket hat minus the part that goes on your head.

Yeah those little fuckers kept rummaging through my trash cans. Picked em’ off with an air rifle and now I got some fresh coon-tails.

by Barry B. Buttsauce September 24, 2021