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Speed Bump

A kayak in the Puget Sound.
Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
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baby bump

1. The protruding abdominal bump from a woman's stomach when she becomes noticeably pregnant.

2. A shameless shirt marketing campaign to capitalize upon the notification that a woman - usually teenager - has become pregnant.

2a. A shirt with the words "baby bump" in the style of excessive bling indicating the young woman wearing it is probably promiscuous in nature and wishes to inform the community of this social practice.

3. An annoying term used by the media to say someone is pregnant.
1. - "Tracy said she's pregnant, check out that baby bump."

2. - "Gina purchased her new Baby Bump shirt at Wal-Mart"

2a - "There goes Tammy wearing her Baby Bump shirt and I can't say I'm surprised as much as she gets around."
by Jared Anaya February 26, 2008
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speed bump

1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass
1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
by Tip-drill February 27, 2008
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Bumping Dickheads

With no work to do,the guys spent the day bumping dickheads.
by desantism July 25, 2004
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Bumping Nasties

1. A synonym for the dancing form commonly known as grinding

2. A male usually standing behind a female as they both move their hips to the beat of degrading music
Everybody at the school dance was bumping nasties when the disc jockey played a sexually explicit song.
by mealsies February 27, 2007
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bump bitch

Someone you have casual sex with.
When you're out on a Friday night, have no success meeting anyone of the preferred sex, you call your bump bitch on the way home to get lucky.
by Sheelz January 9, 2008
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fuck bump

John didn't wear a condom and now the bitch has a fuck bump!
by Cinaynay July 26, 2006
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