1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.
2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)
3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)
3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)
You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"
or
Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."
You: I always knew you liked dudes,
Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!
You: Tell your mom!
or
You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"
You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"
or
Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."
You: I always knew you liked dudes,
Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!
You: Tell your mom!
or
You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"
by distraction_camp July 20, 2009
Get the Tell Your Mom!mug. Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: your daddy faggy
Person 2: your sister mister
Person 1: your grandpappy trappy
Person 2: your family tree LGBT
Person 3: your Ancestors Incestors
*Person 1 & 2 dies*
*person 3 continues watching rick n morty*
Person 2: no u
Person 1: your daddy faggy
Person 2: your sister mister
Person 1: your grandpappy trappy
Person 2: your family tree LGBT
Person 3: your Ancestors Incestors
*Person 1 & 2 dies*
*person 3 continues watching rick n morty*
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by I Am Derpy Duck June 6, 2018
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Get the Doing Your Mommug. Yeah I was doin' your mom! yes yours, first saw at the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80's prom queen, but her ass was lookin' all up in those mom jeans. So I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby! Wassup?" she had two gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity-giggity-giggity!
by I'm doin' your mom! January 19, 2010
Get the Doin' Your Mom!mug. An insult said to someone, that calls the other person's mom a homosexual. A comeback that can only be countered by. "No u"
Person: I need to go. I will see you later.
Person1: Your mom will see you later
Person: Your mom gay.
Person1: You got me there.
Person1: Your mom will see you later
Person: Your mom gay.
Person1: You got me there.
by Your mom gay 69 February 24, 2018
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