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Cold Turkey

A way to quit smoking. Just by simply not smoking and not using any products to help you with the process. Usually is extremely painful and freaking annoying as hell.
Dude, my bro quit smoking Cold Turkey style, that took a damn long time.
by kiss.de.mort March 16, 2005
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Turkey Slummin'

After gorging on a Thanksgiving feast, distastefully exposing your entire family, including your grandma, to the perverse joys of urbandictionary.com
Sibling 1: Hey wasn't it hilarious last night when mom guessed the definition of arabian goggles on her first attempt?

Sibling 2: Ya, that was awesome. We were totally Turkey Slummin' it.
by my mom's child December 24, 2007
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turkish sundae

While you are taking a hot steamy shower you rip ass. Along with that stank ass fart you have a small explosion of shit that sprays all over the walls, wife or husband.
by Cbeck512 August 2, 2009
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Turkish Saturday

A little known hangover remedy consisting of Turkish coffee and heavy cream mixed with spirits (preferrably a trace amount of vodka). Generally consumed the morning after.
I was feeling like crap the next day until my buddy mixed me up a Turkish Saturday.
by Fausto55 November 24, 2009
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turkey baps

turkry baps: baps that look like turkeys
also known as a becky wells...
the turkey bap is a rare species currently found in new college mac room but will most probably migrate to next lesson in time
guy: hey did you see them turkey baps?
girl: yeah its becky :)

jordan is awesome
by jksmithmate April 19, 2010
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Turkish Brainfreeze

When a girl is giving you a blow job, after you jizz in her mouth you throw some pepper under her nose. The pepper will make her sneeze and semen will enter her nasal cavity, thus giving her a Turkish Brainfreeze.
Dude 1: Hey man do you have any pepper? Sharon wants to try the Turkish Brainfreeze tonight!
Dude 2: What? Damn Stacy won't even consider the Turkish Brainfreeze! You're so lucky!
by Fleetafoot October 21, 2012
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Turkish Face Mask

Turkish face mask is the act of placing ones' scrotum on another's face, situating a testicle in each eye socket and laying the shaft of the penis over ones' nose.

Also known as: Arabian Gas Mask
Example 1:

Zach: "Hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?"
Rebecca: "Well Zach, I warned you not to drink so much at Claire's last night. You passed out and Cam took the T-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a Turkish Face Mask... Hence the pube in your eyelash. "

Example 2:
Devon: "How did your date go last night Brandon?"
Brandon: "Well, let's just say that girl was a freak!"
Devon: "Details! I need details!"
Brandon: "The girls a superfreak, after I was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to Turkish Face Mask her... I had never heard of that until last night."
by Car1osTheJacka1 February 24, 2015
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