poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

coach nate

“GOOOOOOOOOD”

“Open, break, GOOOOOOOOOOD”-coach nate

by chow bean so big and sweet November 13, 2023

coach

Someone who pulls a bunch of males/females and can pass their tips and tricks onto their friends.

I asked coach Johnnie for advice on how to get with his sister.

by Coochieman42069778 December 5, 2020

Coach

A Chico alpha male who drinks on the weekends and just so happens to be the best chain warden on the rift. Be warned that he has huge triceps, a jawline that can crack ice, and is 11-3 in pong

Jack shouted COACH! as he walked into the quad

by Lukas07 April 8, 2020

Coach coco

Any black sports coach

“When is practice?”

“At 4:30”
“Thanks Coach coco”

by Shitbuttass69 December 15, 2022

Dance Coach

1. The guy that controls everything
2. Someone who teaches dance

Girl 1: ugh why is he always in charge
Girl 2: because he’s a Dance Coach

by tvchuu March 20, 2022

Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021