One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
by thabiznass June 2, 2022
Get the Puddle Piratemug. When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.
Ex.
Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?
Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!
Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?
Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!
by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019
Get the Cuddle Puddlemug. A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022
Get the Puddle Fartmug. by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016
Get the Front Puddlemug. by FoxxxieNoir June 25, 2023
Get the Puddle Piggymug. by YummoTummo April 26, 2024
Get the puddlemug. When a woman has had far too much stimulation good or bad and loses all control resulting in a puddle on the floor.
Remember when we ran out of wet floor signs because of Christie's never ending fear puddle when the Hillsborough High football team came through?
by yer shirt January 11, 2018
Get the fear puddlemug.