Noun. A long turd that clings to the asshole and requires the shitting person to wiggle in order to break the turd loose.
"Sally ate all that string cheese and those bean curds, and then had to go sit down for a while with a mo-hang that just wouldn't swing free."
by Meaux Hank November 1, 2012
Get the mo-hangmug. Montego Bay, a tourist city on Jamaica's northwest coast that hosts many of Jamaica's international visitors due to it's international airport (one of two in JA)
by claudio14 January 3, 2004
Get the mo baymug. yo kyle! wanna smoke a blunt then do a ro-mo?
wtf?!?! you crazy ass white boy let's blaze an el-mo son!!
wtf?!?! you crazy ass white boy let's blaze an el-mo son!!
by byahhhh October 29, 2007
Get the el-momug. 
"Ugh, that guy is such a bi-mo!"
Tim: I'm bi-mo now.
Billy: Huh? What happened to being a gay goth?
Tim: Gay goth? That is so last Thursday!
Billy: Right...so when did you decide you liked sex with girls? And what's the difference between a goth and an emo anyway?
Tim: Sex with girls? Eeeeww!!
Tim: I'm bi-mo now.
Billy: Huh? What happened to being a gay goth?
Tim: Gay goth? That is so last Thursday!
Billy: Right...so when did you decide you liked sex with girls? And what's the difference between a goth and an emo anyway?
Tim: Sex with girls? Eeeeww!!
by el_llama July 24, 2008
Get the Bi-momug. A small town in Missouri which is considered by many to quite possibly contain the portal to hell, or at least purgatory. Local activities include going to the bar and drinking, visiting the town gas station and drinking, attending church and drinking, and basketball.
Town Population: 199
Racial Diversity: There isn't.
Advice: Do NOT purchase non canned goods from the local grocery store. It's better off not to know why.
Local Style: Dirty, filthy, beat up pick up trucks; Levi Jeans with worn ring shape in back pocket, presumably from a can of Skoal; Some sort of sign symbolizing your love for the Confederate Flag. Act as if you're above those who do not follow this strict dress code.
Town Population: 199
Racial Diversity: There isn't.
Advice: Do NOT purchase non canned goods from the local grocery store. It's better off not to know why.
Local Style: Dirty, filthy, beat up pick up trucks; Levi Jeans with worn ring shape in back pocket, presumably from a can of Skoal; Some sort of sign symbolizing your love for the Confederate Flag. Act as if you're above those who do not follow this strict dress code.
"Can you get any cell service?"
"We're in fucking Middletown, MO. What do you think?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Middletown, MO"
"Oh I'm sorry..."
"We're in fucking Middletown, MO. What do you think?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Middletown, MO"
"Oh I'm sorry..."
by Johnathan Thunder April 7, 2010
Get the Middletown, MOmug. "Mo Bounce to the Ounce" -- The art of having bounce in your step & persona. Also can be used for a car on airbags or hydraulics. Made famous by Zapp & Roger, and Ice Cube.
by MoBounce420 October 16, 2008
Get the Mo Bouncemug.