Tinder

The slowest sort algorithm.

"How should we compile this years list of applicants? We have two hundred thousand. Sort by highest GPA first?"
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."

by tesserackt December 20, 2024

Tinderail

Tinderail, wordplay on Interail. Low budget traveling, relying on tinder (other dating apps are available) matches for places to sleep.

Frank went tinderailing through all the big european cities last summer.

by Murmle February 7, 2025

Tinderrupter

That insanely hot profile you keep seeing on a dating app yet refuse to swipe on because you know in your heart that you will never match—but you also don't want to stop seeing the person altogether, forcing you to close and reopen the app with every encounter.

"Bro, look at her!"
"Bro, I am! Many times a day. She's my Tinderrupter."

by PrinceOfPepperoni May 10, 2025

Tinder Rat

A low quality person found on the Tinder dating app.

There are many fish in the sea, but Tinder is a sewer. You're not catching a fish there, you're catching a tinder rat!

by nightman1985 July 23, 2025

Double Tindalled

When two separate people give you a *hard* time about the same thing, unbeknownst to each other, and you feel really sad afterwords.

Alex: "Yeah, Chris was *getting on me* about that earlier."
Kayley: "I'm sorry, I know you don't like being double Tindalled."

by LinguistLevi December 7, 2019

Wouldn'tind

When you dumbass friend means "wouldn't mind"but can't spell so they put "Wouldn'tind"

You: Do you mind getting me Taco Bell on your way back?

Your dumbass friend: No, I wouldn'tind

by Ay yo apple sauce check October 24, 2020

wouldn'tind

When your dumbass friend means to say "wouldn't mind" but instead say "wouldn'tind"

You: Do you mind grabbing me Taco Bell on your way back?

Your dumbass friend: I wouldn'tind.

by Ay yo apple sauce check October 24, 2020