CAT

Cheap Ass Tramp

Hey Blessie, let’s go to the Yale and find some CATs

by bigdaccountant August 17, 2018

cats

An evil, fuzzy, cute creature that plots to kill everyday.

PERSON 1: AWW YOUR CATS ARE SO CUTE!!

PERSON 2: YEAH BUT I'M SURE THAT HES TRYING KILL ME...

by fizzykat007 June 6, 2018

Cat

A fluffy demon that sometimes is let’s you hold and pet it but if you do for too long you will not survive. Overall very cute.

A cat is fluffy.

by Anderfish killer May 30, 2023

CATS

Catch A Thick Shit

Give me a few minutes, I need to cats.

by Stan Singh March 29, 2019

Cat

A (sometimes) little piece of shit that hates it when you get in its personal bubble. But at the same time loves getting its rear end right in your face while also hitting you with its tail.

This cat has its bootyhole right next to my face. Oh yeah, and the tail hair is in my mouth... what delight!

by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp October 24, 2019

Cat

The most majestic thing possible

That girl is such a cat

by mintycat December 6, 2016

Cat

An awful pet

"You got a cat?"
"Yea"
"I think you mean trash"

by SPacehawk February 13, 2017