Graft Gaff Shag

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

by Jdiddee May 23, 2016

Gag and shag

The new Netflix and chill. The act of having sex and oral

Do you want to come back for a session of gag and shag

by Sexybugger69 December 4, 2016

kiss now, shag later

when just aint felling shoving ur 3 inch wonka in to the hoe so you chose the kiss option to keep her happy

not now lets just kiss now, shag later

by xxSHAGGERxx69 January 26, 2020

scrag end

A discarded, finished or almost finished, cigarette butt. Used, probably not often now, when, for example, some one is collecting butts out of a gutter, or off the footpath, or out of an ash tray.

'I'm broke. Been smoking scrag ends all day. You got any fags?'

by skitcheners July 27, 2009

Long time no shag

What you say to someone with whom you have had one or more previous sexual encounters. Primarily used to

1. Announce sexual prowess and coolness to the general public.
2. Display lack of shame.
3. Humiliate the person to whom the comment is directed, automatically making you the winner and czar of all things excellent.

Ethan: Yo Melissa! Long time no shag, eh?
Melissa: Go fuck yourself Ethan.

by puertorican120 June 30, 2011

shag

(verb) to retrieve a throw projectile in track & field, such as a shot-put or a discus.

Hey Dick, go out and shag my shots for me.

by Treta May 1, 2005

Shag 'N Tag

The act of having sexual intercourse on a shag carpet. Afterwards, you must tag her by spraying her vaginal region with tag spray. Most men can shag, but only some can tag. Tag responsibly.

Josh: Yo did u shag 'n tag that girl last night?
James: nah bro, I only shagged, but I couldn't pull off the tag.

by ShagnTagger January 30, 2010