by Sophia Hargis May 9, 2018
Get the Cumin seedmug. The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
Get the Unicorn Seedmug. by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022
Get the John sunflower seedsmug. Seeds generally means research chemicals. Originates from one of the most popular research chemical LSA which is in the form of seeds.
Dude 1: Wow bro, these seeds are really kickin in i feel like im letting go of my ego and becoming one with the universe.
Dude 2: Needn't say that, i already telepathically saw that tought before you said it.
Dude 2: Needn't say that, i already telepathically saw that tought before you said it.
by Kurcho December 3, 2018
Get the Seedsmug. When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.
Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.
Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.
Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.
by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024
Get the Cloud Seedingmug. by SeedChaser May 2, 2022
Get the Seed Chasermug. Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.
Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.
Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
I was a seed skimmer last night.
Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
by HNBILH April 7, 2011
Get the seed skimmermug.